Womanhood is literally so aggravating sometimes.. I could go on and on about why.. I’m going to list the top 10 reasons why I think womanhood totally blows sometimes!!!!!
1. Who the f*ck invented periods? Like seriously? Being on your period is one of the worst and painful things any human can ever experience in 1 lifetime.. Definitely my #1 reason..
2. Hormones… What in the f*ck are hormones and why? One minute we’re happy like a hippie, the next minute we literally want to punch someone in the face.. Literally….
3. Bad hair days!!! Bad hair day says it all.. Have you ever had a hair day that was SO BAD you were ashamed to be out in public? A bad hair day before work or school is definitely the worst!!
4. We have nothing to wear!!!! Didn’t we just buy ourselves an entire new wardrobe? Why is it that we can’t find anything to wear!? C’mon!
5. That ugly phase….. Notice how we are beautiful and glowing right around the time of ovulation? Why does that phase wear off a week after ovulating. You know… That hideous phase.. Or is that just ME? LOL
6. I feel like we are under pressure in relationships.. Why is it that we feel like we are obligated to get engaged, or even married to every man we date? Why? I doubt men feel that way.. lol.. Eve had to eat the apple from the tree and make womanhood difficult.
7. GIVING BIRTH… I don’t even have to explain…………..
8. Gaining weight.. literally one of the worst….
9. Why do moms have to do everything???!!!
10. Why must we live in a world where we feel obligated to get dolled up before any event?! Only if we lived in a world that didn’t judge bed hair or dark circles under our eyes…
These are 10 of my reasons why womanhood stinks! Please share yours.. 🙂